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（原创）指甲刀

2011-01-11 09:55:09| 分类：诗歌类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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模样精巧

刃儿薄薄

铁嘴钢牙胜似刀

专为修剪指甲打造

含而不露唇轻叼

亲手按动压条

利用我骨肉自残

用的是老顽童失传的

左右互搏的妙招

虽不说运剑如飞

也会把长出的余甲

悉数剪掉

正所谓刀切骨之余

枪打出头鸟

后背刻有凹槽

专磨残留的棱角

人人都喜圆滑

岂容尔公然逞傲

几天用一回也算逍遥

可心中也有不平和懊恼

若修剪美人如葱玉指

自是乐淘淘轻飘飘

恨不得天天效劳

就怕遇到村妇民工病号

真是欲哭无泪想干嚎

只要他们手儿一抖

我就径直照着肉上咬

我的厉害之处

见血方可知晓

你不用把我嘲笑

谁也别假装清高

人分正局副处六九等

凭啥俺就不能分个好孬

要是让你亲吻老妪陋汉的臭脚

看你还敢不敢说教

嘻嘻

除非另有所好

就喜欢这个

调调儿

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