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（原创）对联解纷争

2009-10-15 14:43:45| 分类：笑话幽默 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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话说有两家人家共住三间房，东边一家是个接生婆，西边一家是兽医，每年都为贴对联内容互不相让。一家要贴多生，一家要写少养，内容相反让人伤透了脑筋。

这一年又是如此，争个不亦乐乎围了不少乡邻劝解。这时来了个过路的老头，见状分开人群拿起毛笔，写了起来。大家一看上联是：双手掰开生死路，大家不由叫一声好。兽医心里想，看你下联咋写。下联老头写的是：一刀割断子孙弦。两家齐问：横批呢？老头不慌不忙写下四个大字，众人无不佩服。横批是：生掰硬挤。

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